White men just can’t dance, can they? At least in that regard, Julian Assange fits neatly into the sociocultural status quo, for he’s even a worse dancer than Matthew McConaughey. Proof of Assange’s fleet-footed inferiority has been…

Japan, as everyone knows, is struggling with one of the worst natural disasters imaginable, and people around the world are expressing their sympathy—donating to charities, remembering the Japanese in their prayers, whatever they can. Even those doing nothing…

As you’ve probably heard, one of the lead actors on Two and a Half Men got kicked off the show for some combination of his degenerate lifestyle, his obnoxious public comments, and generally behaving like a crazy person.…

Don’t get me wrong: The King’s Speech is a terrific film. It’s an intelligent, inspiring, character-driven drama, and unlike many box office successes it doesn’t look like Michael Bay’s dreams after he overindulged in spicy Thai food. A…

Alan Cumming, a self-declared bisexual with an admitted preference for men, doesn’t exactly shy away from admiring the deserving derrières of either sex. After all, he made joyous comment on Julianna Margulies’ ridiculously pert booty to…

Several news sources claiming not to be the Onion are reporting that Michael Lohan has been hired as a rehab consultant. This is a good thing, I guess, since Michael continues to behave in ways that guarantee…

While our usual topics of discussion — the erstwhile bad girls and boys of Hollywood and London — are terribly guilty of the well-timed photo op, there’s another major contender who’s arrived within the ring. Since Vladimir Poontang’s…

Demi Lovato entered rehab last week—a depressing story, but not exactly news; whether they know it or not, any teen in Hollywood is basically getting big bucks for playing the role of a bucket of chum in…

Mercifully, it’s been quite awhile since we’ve had a reason to write about Vincent Gallo, Male Gigolo. For certain, the man’s a verifiable nutcase, and I do hope he’s playing the ultimate joke on all of us…

Less than two weeks to go until November 2, when life in the United States will change in profound, significant ways. That’s right: November 2 is the release date for Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s first published work.…