Not so long ago Mel Gibson was worth nearly a billion dollars. Let’s hope he takes better care of that money than he has of his career and relationships, because thanks to the systematic beat-down Mel’s delivered to…

All right, perhaps not that many skanks. About 998 fewer skanks, if you want to get all technical. Then again, how many skanks do you want? The two skanks in question are Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who proved that…

Aww, dammit. I was relieved to learn that California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s been comparing Mel Gibson to the BP oil spill (“[N]o one has figured out how to contain Mel Gibson”), but then that dickhead “maverick” Oliver…

The recent recordings of Mel Gibson screaming his poison-filled head off at Oksana Grigorieva are entertaining in the worst sense of the word, but they’ve had two significant real-world consequences: 1) They’ve made “But first you will…

When “South Park” first hit the airwaves in August 1997, no one ever figured that Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be kicking around for long, since absolutely nothing was immune from their scathingly satiric outlook on current…

Yep, it looks like some Brooklyn subway artist decided to embellish this poster for Mel Gibson’s “comeback” vehicle, Edge Of Darkness. True, Mel is still bearing the cross (ahem) associated with a single drunken rant, but oh, what…

When it comes to pop culture utterances, I think “sugar tits” comes in second only to the less contextually-specific “wanker” in terms of the ability to reduce me to a dissolved pile of giggles. So, I was quite…

Quentin, we totally need to talk about your very recent international public appearances to promote the extended version of Death Proof. I totally understand the overwhelming nature of Japanese talk shows, but as the reigning King of Cool,…

John Stamos just cannot shut his damn mouth, and it’s obvious that his inner jerk would just love to burst out of the chronic “Full House” persona. In a recorded newspaper interview, Stamos talks about taking the…

Mel Gibson says that civilization will collapse in the year 2012, and he knows this for certain because gotdamn, he can draw parallels!

Mel would also like us to know that he’s kinda sorta making a movie about the…