My review of Cars 2 is now available for your reading pleasure.

Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children’s Sequels That Should’ve Arrived Instead.

My review of Mr. Popper’s Penguins is now available for your reading pleasure. He’s not stupid, he just dupes it.

Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself.

Back around the time The Last Airbender was blighting theatres, someone compiled a chart showing how M. Night Shyamalan’s films had been received, based on their ratings at Rotten Tomatoes. Once you plot in all the data, it’s…

The Heather Graham Career Assessment is now available for your reading pleasure.

Lost EP Damon Lindelof saw X-Men: First Class and generally liked it. I haven’t seen the movie yet myself, but based on this endorsement I’m assuming it’s overly long, rife with unresolved plotlines, and has a brutally disappointing…

X-Men: First Class did decent business on its opening weekend—not spectacular, but decent—and it looks like Michael Fassbender might finally be making it as a genuine Hollywood star. Not that he intends to rest on his laurels,…

The Kevin Bacon Career Assessment is now available for your reading pleasure.

My review of Kung Fu Panda 2 is now available for your reading pleasure.