The Jack Black Career Assessment is now available for your reading (dis)pleasure.

Here’s the first teaser poster for Breaking Dawn, Part I, and it is honestly one of the ugliest posters that I’ve ever seen. At first, it didn’t even look like an authentic poster, but it comes from

At this point, to say that Hollywood is out of ideas is about as sharp an observation as saying that Hollywood is in southern California. So you will not be surprised to hear that Sony has acquired the…

Like it or not, this Friday shall see the release of Kung Fu Panda 2: The Kaboom of Doom, and (as always) all of the attention at the photocalls and premieres has revolved around Angelina Jolie and Jack…

The Geoffrey Rush Career Assessment is now available for your reading pleasure.

If you’re the kind of person who ever rubbed one off to a fantasy featuring the elf maidens from World of Warcraft…. Well, then I’d really prefer to believe you’re not reading this site. But someone who knows…

The Will Ferrell Career Assessment is now available for your reading pleasure.

Vin Diesel is a big tough guy whom I never, ever want to piss off, so let’s start by noting that he’s not the worst actor in the world. Of course, after that the compliments get a little…

My review of Jumping the Broom is now available for your reading (dis)pleasure.

A few years ago, I completely misjudged Quentin Tarantino back when he was sweet talking Brad Pitt over bottles of expensive wine within Pitt’s French chateau in a victorious effort to secure…