It’s been a long, long time since even the kids who ride the short bus to seventh grade gave a rat’s ass about Motley Crüe, and you can’t extend your career for more than five years or so…

Pamela Anderson is spending the holidays in London–a Christmas gift of sorts from the mother country to us gormless colonial types, I imagine. At any rate, the Brits have taken the additional, incredibly masochistic step of allowing Pam…

Girl: “How does Woody Harrelson manage to grow more unattractive with each passing day?”

Boy: “By smoking pot.”

Girl: “Oooh, Javier Bardem!”

The security guards are on high alert in Times Square this New Year’s Eve, and for good reason. The revolting Carson Daily shall host NBC’s New Year’s Eve with musical performances by Lenny Kravitz, Carrie Underwood, Kid Rock,…

Tommy Lee: After a courtship of 96 hours, Pamela was clubbed over the head and dragged back to the cave. The couple moved on to share the Hepatitis C virus.

Kid Rock: During a summer in which…

Following the mild scuffle between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the 2007 VMAs, Starpulse reports that Las Vegas comedian Jeff Beacher has suggested a boxing ring squareoff. Closeted rapper LL Cool J has offered up the…

Miss Pamela Sue Anderson attended her 74th 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood Casino in Vegas, baby. Congrats to Pamela. Her implants don’t look a day over three years old, but the rest of her . . .…

Brad Pitt causes my ovaries to twinge . . . again. (Celebitchy)

The Spice Girls must be low on cash – they decided in favour of a reunion. (Celebrity Smack)

Beyonce Knowles is still bootylicious. (The Blemish)

Pamela Anderson gives…

Forget sex appeal & star quality; in order to be a serious actress, you have to be on a mission. Daphne Zuniga & Sheryl Crow, for example, are…

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