You heard the man. Now go read the review, bitches.

Yeah, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Can this movie possibly be as bad as it looks?” The answer can be found in my review over at Pajiba, where we be kickin’ it mo’ better.

Go read my review of Redline, bitches, while I run off and practice being more hostile.

The latest review from Agent Bedhead is up over at Pajiba, so go see what I think of Nick Nolte as creepy Zen master in the movie Peaceful Warrior.

Dustin Rowles must harbor some sooper seekrit masochistic tendencies, since he’s allowing me to post biweekly movie reviews at Pajiba. The first review has been posted, and Dustin assures me that I shall improve with time and…