Star Jones is on fire, baby! Never mind those pesky, hatin’ reports of a train wreck and hints of irrelevancy. My gay boyfriend, who actually keeps up with this shit, was lovely enough to send me Star’s latest:…

Star Jones and her gastric band have kinda sorta bounced back from getting canned from “The View,” and the former prosecuting attorney has just launched a Court TV talk show. Somehow, my gay boyfriend…

Star Jones is finally going to let the world know how she dropped over 100 pounds, but you’ll have to wait for the September issue of Glamor Magazine. Which confuses the hell out of me since it’ll be on shelves…

Rosie O’Donnell finds herself in an unfamiliar situation – taking orders from someone else. As the top dyke finds herself immersed once again within a daytime television show, O’Donnell now learns that blogging about work isn’t a good…

Persistence really does pay off. Years of on-air bitchiness, bizarre facial transormations, and grotesque surgical implants have finally made Star Jones the most widely hated television personality in America. The former daytime diva edged out…

Star Jones, who seems to be living through her own personal annus horribilis, hasn”””t hit the bottom of the roller coaster yet. Informed sources say Al Reynolds, her not at all gay husband, has been slinking around …

Rosie O”’Donnell exacted a terrible revenge on Star Jones for the sin of losing weight. She got her kicked off The View and left her with nothing to fall back on but her career as an online sex guru.…

Star Jones won’t be trolling for freebies on the set of The View much longer, according to Page Six:

“It was always Rosie’s condition of joining the show, and Barbara agreed to those conditions from the outset.”

An…

Rosie O’Donnell* has been invited to replace Merideth Vieira on the most nauseating daytime program since Kathie Lee Gifford left her throne. It’s gonna be hell when she yells poop soup for the first time.

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Page Six makes us all lose our latest meal by reminding us that Star Jones loves the freebies that come with being a C-List Celebrity. She directed her manager to set up free private lessons with a stripper pole as…