The Kardashians aren’t going to let Snooki just waltz off with the title of Most Hated Human Being on the Planet. No, they’re going to fight for it. That said, what better way to cement their own…

Thursday the CW will be unveiling its list of shows for the upcoming 2010-2011 television season. This promises to be all kinds of not very interesting, mostly because a) it’s going to be a list of television shows,…

If you’re like me, then sometimes, late at night, you find yourself pondering questions like, “Where did The Situation come from?” Okay, Jersey, obviously, which explains a great deal but not everything. Ultimately it’s probably a meaningless question,…

It’s that, or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençal manner. You wanted more of these guys, right? Since MTV has long since abandoned any pretense of offering music or anything you could…

Every once in a great while, you begin to think it might actually be kind of fun to be a rich, soulless bastard in the entertainment industry. Like, for instance, last week at Comedy Central in Manhattan, where…

Jersey Shore has been around for what seems like forever, and yet for some reason these people refuse to go away. Instead, they’re going global, with the announcement that Season 4 of The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave will…

In news that will make you wish American culture would slip out of its self-induced coma and just die already, Nicole “The Artist Formerly Known as Snooki” Polizzi is now a bestselling author. Snooki (she’ll always be…

Nicole “Don’t Call Me Snooki” Polizzi has earned her place as the Dr. Evil of pop culture, if you expand “Doctor” to include someone who might barely qualify for a learner’s permit in cosmetology, so it was…

It looks the Chloë Sevigny Miami Beach Bikini Tour has officially ended with the Weird One’s safe return to New York City and presence at a Knicks game, but wait just a second…. Chloë is seated…

While the unwashed masses (including myself) can attest to the extreme difficulty of breaking into the publishing world, anyone with a reality television show can get there with one pump of the fist. In that regard, today marks…