It took nineteen years, but Vanilla Ice is finally apologizing for his brief, spectacularly annoying musical career. We’ll probably hear something similar from KFed around 2035, once you factor in KFed’s extra baggage of shamelessness and general dumbassery.…
1990 was a pretty dreary year entertainment-wise, full of no-talent skanks, attention whores, and weirdos who all got far more media coverage than they deserved. In other words, a time much like our own. Most of these bozos have long…
You know what has to be a kick in the nuts? Being asked by Lindsay Lohan why she would hang out with you thats what.
FedEx texted ye ole…
On the scariest day of the year it seems only appropriate to check up on our current Great White Rappin”’ Hope, and right now things don”’t look too good for him. Despite his obnoxiously confident exterior, KFed…
Fuck me running. Apparently, KFed has scored a legitimate record deal with Sony BMG:
The much maligned husband of Britney Spears, who previously worked as a backing dancer, set up his own company, Federation Records, recently after
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Apparently my utterance of Vanilla Ice and KFed in the same sentence offended some. Being the bigger man I’ll admit my mistake. I should have never compared the two no talent hacks, at least Ice had that spiffy hair-do.
Please…
All your talent are belong to us.
So what do you do if you’re “America’s Most Hated” no-talent leach “rapper” and can’t find anyone to produce your mad rhymes? You use your wife’s cash to start a record label…
Thomas Dolby be pissed off at Kevin Federline fo samplin’ da dope hook from tha dude’s 1983 hit, “Tha byatch Blinded Me With Science,” without tha dude’s express permission via license.
“I think Vanilla Ice is a superstar compared to
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…and we join in progress the demise of another eligible bachelor of popular culture…
Agent: “So hey Eminem, how’s it…uh…hanging? Is that what I’m supposed to say to a rap star?”
Eminem: “Yo. I know what you wanna say. It’s…
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