Archive for the 'Weird Ass Novelties' Category

I for One Welcome Our Virtual Schoolgirl Overlords

By Mr. Atoz in Weird Ass Novelties

Eguchi Aimi and her parents

Yeah, this isn’t creepy at all. The Glico confectionary company isn’t exactly widely known outside of east Asia, but in that part of the world it’s a household name. This is due in part to their sponsorship of…

No Hay Banda

By Mr. Atoz in David Lynch, Weird Ass Novelties

Club Silencio MC

David Lynch has made a career out of weird-ass film projects, but lately he seems to be branching out, transforming himself into some weird-ass, superannuated James Franco. For his latest not-really-a-film project, he’s recreating the nightclub from Mulholland

Naptime, M@#%&er! Do You Speak It?

By Mr. Atoz in Samuel L. Jackson, Weird Ass Novelties

Samuel L. Jackson

A surprise current bestseller is Go the Fuck to Sleep (everyone blanks out the third word, but we won’t because we’re edgy like that), which speaks for just about anyone who has ever tried to put a…

So Tasty I’d Eat It Right Off the Floor

By Mr. Atoz in Hasselhoff, Weird Ass Novelties

The Hoff and the Hoffsicle

If you’ve ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff all over, then—for the love o’ Mike, don’t tell me about it. Seriously, I really don’t need images like that cluttering up my head. But if that’s your thing, then…

This Holiday Goes to 11/11/11

By Mr. Atoz in Music, Weird Ass Novelties

Nigel Tufnel explains

Five months into the belly of the beast, 2011 is shaping up as the year that will go down in history as “that long boring space between late 2010 and early 2012.” But there’s one thing nobody can…

The Lady Gaga Tasteless Pap Workout (Non-Musical Edition)

By Mr. Atoz in Lady Gaga, Weird Ass Novelties

Lady Gaga eats a decent meal

Here at Agent Bedhead we try to cover only the most offbeat, newsworthy events in the world of celebrity, so I’m sure you’ll all be super-shocked to learn that Lady Gaga is getting attention for doing something damn…

Yes, Virginia, There Really Isn’t a Botox Mom

By Mr. Atoz in Vanity, Weird Ass Novelties

Botox Mom and Botox-free daughter

It’s only scant hours until the Rapture, and—let’s be honest here—come Monday I’ll be right back here writing snark and practically all of you will still be here to read it. But for the benefit of those who…

And Now, A Moment of Anglo-American High Culture

By Mr. Atoz in James Cameron, Royals, Theatre, Weird Ass Novelties

Alas, John Connor

Today, of course, was the day of the Big Royal Wedding. As an American, this means nothing to me, since we long ago ditched monarchy in favor of a more egalitarian system under which even the most surrealistically…

At the Royal Wedding, Only Formal Barf Bags Shall be Used

By Mr. Atoz in Royals, Weird Ass Novelties

tasteful wedding souvenirs

On the other side of the pond, the Windsor family will be celebrating a wedding tomorrow. William and Kate seem like nice young people (hopefully, without that nasty fascination with Hitler that William’s brother and his great-great-uncle…

No, Mischa Barton Will Not Give You a Tingle

By Mr. Atoz in Mischa Barton, Weird Ass Novelties

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton had a couple of good years on The O.C. before her entire life turned into a Triple Decker Monster Thickburger of public humiliation. But that’s been going on for a while now, so at this point…



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