Sure, Sienna Miller is a serial home-wrecking trollop, but I just can’t seem to hate on her the way she deserves. Partly that’s because she’s quite pretty, and I am an extremely shallow man. However, I’ve always admired the way she can’t even pretend to like a film just because she’s starring in it. G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is no exception — although given the amazing negative buzz the film is generating, this makes her sound not so much bitchy as prescient. At any rate, Sienna hated it. She hated the film, she hated her costume, and now she hates the doll based on her character:

My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. Oddly enough from side on, it is definitely me but front on she looks sort of possessed.

Sienna has already said she won’t be returning to the Joe franchise — assuming it survives this first picture — and it’s safe to bet she won’t be doing many product endorsements either. Although, to be fair, if Sienna Miller became the spokesperson for anything — fast food, feminine hygiene products, you name it’îI do — rush out and buy the stuff on the grounds that if she had a good word to say about it, it must be utterly awesome.