Ashlee Simpson must certainly be addicted to plastic surgery, since she’s looking at more professional knife wielding in spite of the $130,000 she’s already invested.
After a nose job, collagen injections, boobie augmentation and procedures to soften her jawline and reduce her chin, Ashlee says she must, she must, she must increase her ass.
“Ashlee has always hated her butt. She thinks it’s flat. And now that she’s lost some weight, she thinks it’s even flatter.”
According to Ashlee herself, she has a specific ass model in mind:
“I want a butt like J.Lo. I want to look better in jeans.”
Perhaps I am just lacking in empathy in this situation, but I cannot grasp the concept of voluntary surgery for non-medical reasons. Ass implants, really?
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She could try riding every one of her backup dancers for a couple of years.
It worked for J-Lo and Brit-Brit.
Okay, teh hawtness didn’t increase so much for Britney, but you gotta admit her ass was expanding at an exponential rate for a while.
Now I am a sucker for a nice round, full tushy. So much so that I will happily overlook the lack of other amenities in front if a woman has a rockin’ backside. But, implanted ass-sacks do nothing for me. She would be better off hitting the gym and doing some hardcore squats or lunges to round out that pitiful excuse for an ass. Then, still, I might find her only marginally attractive.
And of course, I am convinced that our esteemed host Sadie has no such flaws.
A much cheaper, and more fun, way to get a fat ass is to sit on it while watching copious amounts of E! and scarfing down junk food.
Worked for me.
God, I love a firm, hot polystyrene tush!
UMMM DO SOME LUNGES and build up muscle in your ass… thats the only way to go. I can understand getting a nose job, even lipo… but hell NO would I ever get ass implants. (luckily, I wouldn’t need to eiher
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