A quick inventory of new parts:
- Lips: Collagen to the max
- Hair: New blonde ‘do with extensions optional
- Chin: Deeper dimple and softened jawline
- Nose: Smaller with cute ski-slope shape
- Skin: Sun-kissed, slightly orangy glow
Of course, I could be overlooking a few details, but this is beyond ridiculous.
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I kind of like the re-morphed Ashlee. She looks like a young, boffable Nancy Grace.
It’s how Janet stole the identity of her sister Natalie on All My Children. Watch out Jessica!
Jeffie beat me too it, umm, not that I watch AMC. I, umm, read it in Soap Opera Digest while waiting in line at the Grocery, at least that’s the story I’m going with.
Of course if and when, heaven forbid, she hits the reproductive jackpot and birth’s a baybee the whole world (well most of them) will wonder why it doesn’t look anything like Ashleeeeeee.
I think this is a shameful business. She was quite lovely before and now she just looks like everybody else. Especially like Cameron Diaz but without the bumpy bits.
Both ick me out.
You would think she would have had her eye fixed too. One eye is clearly bigger than the other.
Mine eyes!
She’s been Britneyfied!
Hey now!
Britney was always hot…she just need the store-boought rackspace.
Hey, I recognize the lady on the left, that’s Ashlee Simpson. Who’s the one on the right?