Buh-bye, trucker hat. Hello, metrossexual Manolos. Ashton Kutcher appears in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar to dole out rather useless advice, unless you happen to be a 44-year old chick married to a 29-year old hottie.
Kutcher On How To Get Your Man To Dress Well:
“[W]hen your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana,” he writes. “Feel free to be even more vague than that: ‘Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!”
Lesson: Basically, just lie to him, and do it frequently and creatively.
Kutcher On How To Treat Your Man:
“You never want people to notice your accessories. … In this same way, your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you. … Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you’re planning to carry.”
Lesson: A man who can use “Balenciaga bag” in conversation could use a few good therapy sessions.
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A man who can use “Balenciaga bag” in conversation could use a few good therapy sessions.
Oh, I’ve got his therapy right here. Hand me the clueX4. Tho it may turn into an aerobic exercise on my part.
Demi, Demi, Demi: I guess you picked Ashton ’cause of the way he rolls over and licks your shoes?
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How’s it go?
Shefound him young and raised him up right?
what a douche! ha ha
so lame..
another pretty-boy dork exposing himself as an ultra look-ist moron
just what we need!
Kutcher is just asking for a beating.
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