Most days I tend not to take under advisement the recommendations of livestock. However, Steve LLama recently suggested that I should enact a regular feature, presumably wherein “Ask Agent Bedhead” takes place in principle.

Not a bad idea, really, though the field has been preempted by Venomous Kate, who has been doing one hell of a dustup in just two weeks of dispensing advice to the masses.

Instead of ruffling said feathers, I shall be performing a variant on the topic. Now do you think I would solicit questions from my lurkers? Hell, no! I’m going to make this shit up* and kick that crap ’till it’s gone.

This will be the stuff of past letters to celebrities, as seen with my past letters to Tara Reid, Brit Brit, and most recently, Jennifer Love Hewitt. After all, if I can lecture about The Fine Art of Blowing Glass and a related Doozy, then perhaps I’ll even write An Unsolicited Letter Of Advice^TM to prOn stars.

This should be amusing, no?

*Input shall be welcomed from lurkers as to the celebrities most deserving of advice.