For the second time this week Avril Lavigne has shared her body fluids with an unwitting recipient (paparazzi).

After celebrating her 22nd birthday at Hyde, the wannabe punk-rocker unleashed a torrent of “f*** yous” to the paparazzi and autograph seekers, even signing the pleasant greeting on some pictures.

Avril and her entourage then made their way to the safety of their SUV, where she rolled the window down and loaded up a liquid projectile in her mouth. Moments later, she displayed her masterful sharp spitting skills by hitting one photographer in the face while laughing hysterically and screaming, “bitch!”

Avril surely understands Newton’s Third Law (For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction) and she doesn’t mind teaching the theory to the paparazzi. You’d think the knuckleheads snapping photos would learn after the first go round. The TMZ states that Avril has “never known for her kindness to the paparazzi”. Gee, I wonder why?

Sure somebody’s reading this thinking about the hypocrisy of that last comment. I assure you, there’s no hypocrisy. If Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton feel the need to make comments about my undeniable hawtness and their urges to play a game of slap and tickle with me I for one won’t hold it (or any other body part) against them, well except for Jessica (’cause she’s as pure as the wind driven snow, well at least ’til Wickedpinto has his way with her).

Somebody else is going to argue that isn’t Newton’s Third Law and they’ll be right. Primarily because a swift kick in the nuts would be a better reaction, but Ms. Lavigne can’t really do that from a speeding SUV now can she?

Arvil’s actions are of course one of the many reasons we like her, she’s got spunk and ain’t scared to share it. Of course one can’t help but wonder if she was raised by a pack of wild LLamas.