I used ta do a little but a little wouldn’t do / So the little got more and more
Someone needs to inform Miss Lohan that hip huggers decrease one’s femininity.
Just add hairspray, spandex, and a refusal to take the prescribed Lithium medication for fear of decreasing the libido, and that equals Axl Rose.
Oh wait . . . Axl was a classically-trained singer, and he didn’t wax off his happy trail. Never mind.
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Also, Axl’s kinda hot. Except for that mental illness part, of course.
Lindsay, not so much.
(Quit laughing!)
Hey, I used to have a major crush on Axl in high school. His portrait was one of my major art projects. Damn, did I just admit that?
Now, he’s gross.
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