Michelle Malkin took “the new face of skankdom”, aka Charlotte Church, to task in her article today at Townhall.
It really shouldn’t come as a surprise to our readers that Charlotte has gone downhill. Jeffy, Mr. Beautiful Atrocities if you will, has keeping us informed about the cranky bitch for over six months, both here and at Beautiful Atrocities.
Agent Bedhead gave us a preemptive warning the fag hag, I mean Charlotte, would be polluting Britain’s airwaves and corrupting youth starting sometime in August, we just weren’t sure how horrid this experiment in hypocrisy was going to be.
Sure Charlotte is one of our favorite targets topics. Well, it’s not that we enjoy writing about her as much as it is we she’s willing to make an ass out of herself on a regular basis, even more so than Lindsay Lohan. With one blessing being that Charlotte remembers to wear her bedsheet sized knickers.
So even though Ms. Malkin does a spectacular job bashing Charlotte and questioning when parents / kids will stop idolizing skanklets we’ve got to issue a warning. Back off sister, the fat girl is ours. Well I guess there might be enough Charlotte to go around, but really nobody does Charlotte like Jeff.
As an aside. I personally haven’t mounted Charlotte primarily because Agent Bedhead, Jeffy and Mr. Atoz do her so much better.
Sooper Seekrit Message from the Agent: One mustn’t forget our exclusive scoop that Our Lady Charlotte is important and exciting. We said that first.
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Yeah, back off, Sister. Char is ours!!!
Hilarious. Fucking hilarious.
Awesomely unflattering picture of Charlotte, phin. Not only is she fat and looking about twenty years older than her real age, but that dress looks like something the dog barfed up.
Everyone’s jumping on Char now, but we were first! Who can resist a girl who eats 6 meals a day and brags “I have the biggest fattest control pants in the universe!” I predict Char will be Miss Bedhead’s next celebrity skin job! Can SWANK be far behind?
Until I took a closer look, I couldn’t figure out why you had posted a picture of Camryn Mannheim. Eek. Charlotte now seems to have the face of two or three angels.
I think she will equalize, she still has the cutes, and really she basicaly looks like. . . KZJ when KZJ was pregnant. At least the thick big throated 20 year old is a BIG THROATED 20 year old, if you know what I mean? I’m talking a very prosperous career as a “chunk love” all oral actress. LISTEN TO ME CHARLOTTE! oral anal exchange porn, HARDCORE oral anal exchange.
You should SO hier me as your manager Charlotte, I’m here for you.