Smooth move, Beowulf dudes. Nothing gets me to the theater quite like the promise of Angelina Jolie’s computer-generated left boob without a nipple.
Previously: Because Nothing Sells Expensive Crap Like A Nice Set Of Boobies
Smooth move, Beowulf dudes. Nothing gets me to the theater quite like the promise of Angelina Jolie’s computer-generated left boob without a nipple.
Previously: Because Nothing Sells Expensive Crap Like A Nice Set Of Boobies
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With everyone in Hollywood starving their boobs off, it was just a matter of time before they starting CGI-ing them back on.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper, though, to — you know — EAT something?
Wouldn’t it be cheaper, though, to you know EAT something?
Than CGI work? think of the computer geeks out of work!
Yes, I used to do CGI boobs, but then the actresses started eating, and Kiera Knightley put on 50 pounds and got honest-to-God B cups, I was out of a job. Now I wander aimlessly, standing on street corners begging for money to pay for my computer fix.
[...] AB: Bad movie, get a boobie [...]
Besides the fact that billboard is a bit strange, Beowulf still does look interesting. I think the CGI is a pretty cool idea if its done right.
Oh I’ll go see it because I’m interested in Anglo-Saxon legends, but I wonder how badly they will mangle it. I am a bit concerned about the guy they have voicing Beowulf, also, who seems to be trying to simultaneously channel William Shatner and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (I think it could end up being unintentionally hilarious.) But I am reasonably optimistic overall.