Only in the lowest low of a junkie rock star’s existence would cause rock stars of decades past to not wish to change places. Jon Bon Jovi has stated that despite his relatively boring existence as a clean-living musician, he would never want to experience the excitement that is Being Pete Doherty.

“Those people get a lot more attention. Like Pete Doherty. I hear he’s great. But I’ve never heard a Babyshambles song in my life. I’d rather be doing what I’M doing.”

Most people haven’t heard any Babyshambles songs either, for it’s far more interesting to watch Pete’s endless downward spiral than to listen to his really crappy music. Jon Bon Jovi also points out that he never got into drugs because he heard it makes your wang smaller and *ahem* less useful. To this, we shout, “Just say NO!”