Bloody hell, mates. I can always tell that it’s a genuinely slow news day when I find myself posting Bai Ling candid photos. After all, she’s a great standby who can generally be found in the most bizarre situations, such as ending up next to some random guy’s ass crack, or revealing her bizarre liquid diet, and she shows no signs of slowing down in terms of weirdness. In the above photos, I had no idea what sort of instrument Bai Ling just happened to be molesting, so I consulted with my favourite ethnomusicologist who responded, “That would be a Pi Pa, amusingly enough.”

Draw your own conclusions, bitches.

Imagery: Celebutopia