The topic of Jane Fonda pr0n recently came up, which seems fortuitous in regard to an announced Barbarella remake. The original 1968 film starring Jane Fonda was based on a comic book series that followed the sexual adventures of a futuristic merceneary who travelled throughout the universe. The redo will be directed by Robert Rodriguez, whose newly-divorced erection had this to proffer:

“I love this iconic character and all that she represents, and I’m truly excited by the challenge of inviting a new audience into her universe.”

Yeah, baby, I’ll bet he’s excited, and even more certain is Rose McGowan’s positioning for the role of Barbarella. Hopefully, Robbie Rod won’t fall into that routine, for the actress most suited for the role would be one Lindsay Morgan Lohan.

In addition, the lovers of movie blandness will be dismayed to learn that the Machete trailer spin-off from Grindhouse seems to be a done deal, with Danny Trejo confirming his involvement. Bob and Harvey Weinstein have reportedly confirmed the planned feature-length film, for which Rodriguez has already gathered up 1/2 hour’s footage. Screw the rest of you - I am so there.

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