Every guy who’s ever fantasized about an Olsen twins sandwich can take joy in some conciliatory masturbation over the return of the Barbi Twins.
Since bulimia went out of vogue with the demise of 80′s sitcoms, the twins now aim to reinvent health and weight ideals while appealing to disgruntled youth who just wanna save animals. ‘Cause animals love unconditionally, unlike the man who’s always gettin’ them down and making them work and stuff.
Obviously, nothing in the world could be healthier nor hotter than exposed ribs and squished boobs.
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That’s hideous, thanks
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I may be sick…
I just ate my lunch and then I saw this. I have nothing against big fake boobies…but this is just…ugh…*urp*…blech. And WTF is up with that eyeliner????……
Ooooo
They are scary in a plastic sort of way — like the villains on Buffy, Angel, or Charmed.
I can say this with some authority as my teenage sister is currently living with us and it is all-Buffy/Angel/Charmed all the time.
Creepy. Some things shouldn’t be exposed to the light of day, I’m thinking. The plastic might melt in the sun, for one thing.
I think I need Valtrex for my eyes now, thanks.
Um, they’re quite disgusting. Guys actually fantasize about them?
No, guys do not fantasize about them. Weirdly enough, one of the twins is or was married to Ken Wahl from Wiseguy.
They look like those virtual porn chicks. *shivers*
I fantasized about them a little bit, but not much
I guess you already figured out that they are using pretty much their only talent to keep their fledgling career alive. And the fellers what…uh…meditate…to the Olsen twins are not going to…hmm…contemplate…the Barbi twins. Either you’re into children or strippers, never the twain shall meet.
This is just Ugly Squared. Those breasts are abnormally huge (even if they are fake- there’s fake and then there’s surreal fake) – I bet their combined weight is equal to the rest of the skinny body. Their eyes are freaking me out. All in all these two are definately Scary Barbi’s. Now I must excuse myself and go clean up the blood squirting out of my eyes.