It’s not like she didn’t know what she was getting into. Brooke Mueller, the only woman on earth silly enough to become Mrs. Charlie Sheen #3 and currently pregnant with twins (let’s hope the Sheen character genes are recessive), was hospitalized Tuesday for premature contractions. You will not be surprised to hear that her husband was nowhere in sight. Instead, Charlie was off in Las Vegas tightening his grip on the title of Biggest Jerk in Hollywood by partying at the MAGIC fashion industry trade show. The junket was, of course, strictly business (/sarc). Charlie is securing the welfare of Brooke’s children by promoting his own new DaVinci fashion label, featuring a line of shirts “inspired by 1950s rockabilly culture”:
I love the look and feel of the DaVinci pieces,” [Sheen] said in a statement. “The retro designs exude a sense of cool, smooth, yet effortless style.”
Sounds like just the thing for a sleazoid Rat Pack wannabe who’s ready for a night on the town with an emphasis on liquor, drugs and strippers. No word yet on when Sheen and DaVinci will come out with a line of cheerleader uniforms for the ladies.
