As most of y’all know by now Agent Bedhead has slipped away to an undisclosed location for a weekend of rest, relaxation and pudding wresting. Since she left me with a set of keys to the place I figured I’d test them out.

One of my favorite features ’round here is the Interview’s Past category. I’ve never really conducted an interview, well job interviews sure, but not an informative personal type interview. So I figured I’d start out with something simple, like a Beaver interview.

Only problem is Sadie sez we can’t be posting Beaver shots. Now I’m not sure what she’s got against those furry little animals, but a promise is a promise. Now I’m not sure about the rest of y’all, but the interview probably won’t be as much fun without the companying pictures, but we’ll give it a whirl anyhow.

Interrogator: So Beaver, seems that you’re always getting into trouble and what not. If it’s not one thing it’s another and the company you keep, well lets just say they leave a lot to be desired. It may be best if you’d explain just what motivates you, what is it exactly that gets you going?

Beaver: …

Interrogator:We’re not gonna tolerate pussyfooting around here, what hell’s your deal.

Beaver: …

Interrogator: Answer me damn it or I shall pound you into submission!

Ward, I think there’s something wrong with the Beaver.

What is it this time June? Burning? Itching?

Ward, it’s the Beaver, I think the he’s crying.

Damn June have you always got to speak in code? If you want to head upstairs we can, just make sure the boys are outside. You remember what happened last time we tried to sneak in a nooner.

That’s it Ward, you’re cut off. Now get out there and Find out why that strange man is asking the Beaver questions.

What there’s a strange man talking to the Beaver? June why aren’t you keeping the Beaver away from strangers and doesn’t that guy realize you’ve got to warm up to the Beaver before poking at him? I thought everybody know you’ve got to warm up to the Beaver first.

Gee wiz, can’t you guys at least make sure we’re both outside? There’s just way too much information being thown around here.

Hey who’s that outside with the Beaver?

That’s what I’d like to know, but your father’s got a one track mind.

Now how about go check on the Beaver.

Hey mister, why’s the Beav cryin’?

Interrogator: Me and you, Beaver, we’re done. Maybe it’s not to late to interview the girls from Las Vegas, I heard they’ve got a pudding wrestling tournament taking place this weekend.