And here he is, ladies and gentlemen—just in time for the big day. In an online poll, Kanye West was the overwhelming pick for 2009’s Biggest Turkey of the Year. West was named by 42 percent of the poll’s respondents, putting him fully 13 points ahead of Jon Gosselin(!) and absolutely trampling weapons-grade douchebags like Levi Johnston, Spencer Pratt, and Michael Lohan. With results like these, it will not surprise you that 32 percent named Taylor Swift as the celebrity they’d most like to invite to Thanksgiving, although somehow George Clooney still managed to edge her out in that category. Even more mystifying, 30 percent named Kim Kardashian as the celebrity they’d most like to go shopping with on Black Friday, which sounds like an episode of Fear Factor that I couldn’t bring myself to watch.
But enough with the celebs. Now that the main course has been nicely roasted, I think it’s just about time to set the table and dig in. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I’ll be back in a few days, after the tryptophan wears off.
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Hey don’t pick on Kanye. He was the first person to figure out how to blame a natural disaster on George W. Bush, which represented a quantum advance in moonbattery.
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Taylor Swift as the celebrity they’d most like to invite to Thanksgiving, although somehow George Clooney still managed to edge her out in that category
Did they ask the question as Which celebrity you’d most like to hit? In which case, I can see George winning out on that. Where’s my 2×4???