As Matthew McConaughey goes about upon his usual daily routine — exercising in public while shirtless — he doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass about the following: (1) He is running directly in the middle of a lane of traffic; (2) Vehicles are indeed driving directly towards his ass. Is the McConaughey impenetrable by moving vehicles? It would appear so.
In some regard, I really do envy the guy’s apparent total apathy about everything, including the fact that his ass could soon be grass. Just look at his blissful state, in which he must certainly be thinking, “Yeah, bitches. Without a shirt, I am INVINCIBLE! ‘Cuz, you know, I made a shitty movie about me not wearing a shirt, and y’all just bought it right up!”
Unfortunately, he would be absolutely correct on that last point. Audiences have plunked down about $60 million thus far to see McConaughey run around shirtless for two hours, and yet here he is, giving it all away for free.
Movie stills from this August’s Surfer Dude show an immutable cinematic forecast: Make It A McConaughey Night & So Easy, No Wonder McConaughey is #1 . The only thing I can gather from this is that winning formulas are not to be fucked with.
Thanks to ASL for the above imagery.