It’s getting to the point that very little about the happenings of the Lohan family surprises me.

Lindsay Lohan has been attending strip classes with her mother. The ‘Mean Girls’ star and her mother Dina, who are often seen out clubbing together, were seen at the weekend leaving Los Angeles aerobics studio, Sheila Kelley’s S Factor.

The class is an aerobic workout based on strip tease and poll dance routines designed to tone up and increase fitness, according to website X17.

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I’m thinking that Momma Lohan, in light of Lindsay slowing down and sobering up, decided it was time to teach her little girl how to keep a man happy. We all know teh way to a man’s heart is through his fly and what better way to grease the fly than by a strip tease.

Being the holiday season and all I’m thinking I’ll take a page out of Ma Lohan’s book and purchase the wife one of those new fangled rotating stripper poles, hell I’m even gonna get one for the mother and sister in law. Its the perfect gift. Of course it wouldn’t be nice to give them the shaft and not provide the proper attire.

I just can’t decide if I should go with matching harem girl outfits or maybe they’d like the nurses outfits better. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

So ladies, if you were going to whore it up your daughter which outfit would you prefer?

Found via Hollywood Tuna.