Yay it’s Ashlee Simpson’s nipple!!
Almost, you’ll have to go to the Superfish or somewhere else to see the semi-NSFW version.
I can’t say this one was planned, I image she was attacked by an over aggressive sea turtle who untied her bikini top. I hear that’s happening at an alarming rate. Before you know it women won’t be able to go to the beach without steel cable and pad locks securing their tops in place. Damned turtles. You wouldn’t know it by looking at ‘em but those little bastards are fast.
For the other 1,295,368 nipply pictures out there, I just don’t get it. Sure I’m borderline ‘tarded, but none of the women I’ve dated have exposed their naughty bits inadvertently. They wouldn’t be exposing themselves on purpose would they?
I just hope today’s flashers enjoy their perky chesticles while they can. Eventually gravity is gonna grab aholdst and snatch those sweater puppies to about belly button level. It can happen to the bestest of breastest don’t believe me? Go take a gander at Meg Ryan vacationing in Hawaii (they’re safe for work). Damned if Meg didn’t used to have one of the my favorite set of thingies ever.
Damn you gravity, damn you too hell!
