What an honour it must be to find oneself in a men’s loo next to David Beckham:
“My boyfriend and I were at Scott’s last week, dining in close proximity to that freaky foursome, David and Victoria Beckham and Gordon and Tana Ramsey. I was in the toilets the same time as David. He took a leak in a cubicle with the door open next to the urinal I was at. He used a piece of toilet paper to dry his cock upon completion. And looked like he’d really been on the sunbeds lately.”
Oh hell. Don’t act as if you wouldn’t have checked it out too. Damn, the internet age is good to us.
Source: Popbitch
7 comments
I assume the statement was made by a woman but there are just so many things wrong with the paragraph.
There are two things a man would NEVER do. First, you never check out another man’s junk at the urinal. Second, you don’t wipe it off. You shake it off. Another reason why soccer is gay - and I lettered in it in HS and college.
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Apparently shaking it isn’t good enough for goldenballs…
What? Hygeine is gay?
It’s “manly” to be walking around with your body covered in dried up urine, and to have your clothes soak it up too???
What kind of ‘man’ is that– reminds me more of a cow that walks around with shi** and pi** crusted onto it’s ass.
WTF- you guys have twisted bullcrap for ‘male ideals’.
What if it caught on in women– we should quit wiping you know- its ‘gay’ to wipe after we piss.
Would you guys like it??
Are you saying it has come as a big shock? Besides, no one ever said it was un-hygenic - just shaken dry. You don’t really think toilet paper is really disinfecting anything do you? But it still makes it teh gay. Guys don’t wipe their dinks with TP.
And guys wouldn’t really care one way or another if you wiped. If we’d do you based on our first impression of you (i.e. are you hot?), then I don’t think too much further knowledge other than something that might kill us, is going to disuade us much.
Also, urine is sterile.
I’m curious if this is a big shock to you as you think about any current or former men in your life. Why do you think there is no TP next to the men’s urinals? Because we don’t use it. Well, except for Becks.
I have never known a guy that wipes after uring a urinal - at least never one that admitted to it.
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