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	<title>Comments on: Beckham Keeps It Clean</title>
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		<title>By: Agent Bedhead</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10820</link>
		<dc:creator>Agent Bedhead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I don&#8217;t think that most people use any more toilet paper than is absolutely necessary, David Beckham notwithstanding. Perhaps everyone can start using both sides of the paper or [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I don&#8217;t think that most people use any more toilet paper than is absolutely necessary, David Beckham notwithstanding. Perhaps everyone can start using both sides of the paper or [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Agent Bedhead</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10819</link>
		<dc:creator>Agent Bedhead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have never known a guy that wipes after uring a urinal - at least never one that admitted to it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have never known a guy that wipes after uring a urinal &#8211; at least never one that admitted to it.</p>
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		<title>By: slug</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10818</link>
		<dc:creator>slug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you saying it has come as a big shock?  Besides, no one ever said it was un-hygenic - just shaken dry.  You don&#039;t really think toilet paper is really disinfecting anything do you?  But it still makes it teh gay.  Guys don&#039;t wipe their dinks with TP.



And guys wouldn&#039;t really care one way or another if you wiped.  If we&#039;d do you based on our first impression of you (i.e. are you hot?), then I don&#039;t think too much further knowledge other than something that might kill us, is going to disuade us much.



Also, urine is sterile.



I&#039;m curious if this is a big shock to you as you think about any current or former men in your life.   Why do you think there is no TP next to the men&#039;s urinals?  Because we don&#039;t use it.  Well, except for Becks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you saying it has come as a big shock?  Besides, no one ever said it was un-hygenic &#8211; just shaken dry.  You don&#8217;t really think toilet paper is really disinfecting anything do you?  But it still makes it teh gay.  Guys don&#8217;t wipe their dinks with TP.</p>
<p>And guys wouldn&#8217;t really care one way or another if you wiped.  If we&#8217;d do you based on our first impression of you (i.e. are you hot?), then I don&#8217;t think too much further knowledge other than something that might kill us, is going to disuade us much.</p>
<p>Also, urine is sterile.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m curious if this is a big shock to you as you think about any current or former men in your life.   Why do you think there is no TP next to the men&#8217;s urinals?  Because we don&#8217;t use it.  Well, except for Becks.</p>
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		<title>By: Pecarrie</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10817</link>
		<dc:creator>Pecarrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What? Hygeine is gay?

It&#039;s &quot;manly&quot; to be walking around with your body covered in dried up urine, and to have your clothes soak it up too???

What kind of &#039;man&#039; is that-- reminds me more of a cow that walks around with shi** and pi** crusted onto it&#039;s ass.

WTF- you guys have twisted bullcrap for &#039;male ideals&#039;.



What if it caught on in women-- we should quit wiping you know- its &#039;gay&#039; to wipe after we piss.

Would you guys like it??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? Hygeine is gay?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;manly&#8221; to be walking around with your body covered in dried up urine, and to have your clothes soak it up too???</p>
<p>What kind of &#8216;man&#8217; is that&#8211; reminds me more of a cow that walks around with shi** and pi** crusted onto it&#8217;s ass.</p>
<p>WTF- you guys have twisted bullcrap for &#8216;male ideals&#8217;.</p>
<p>What if it caught on in women&#8211; we should quit wiping you know- its &#8216;gay&#8217; to wipe after we piss.</p>
<p>Would you guys like it??</p>
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		<title>By: Gorthos</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10816</link>
		<dc:creator>Gorthos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently shaking it isn&#039;t good enough for goldenballs...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently shaking it isn&#8217;t good enough for goldenballs&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Celebitchy: Easter Links</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10815</link>
		<dc:creator>Celebitchy: Easter Links</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] baby - get this - Fortuna Daphne Bay! [Rhymes with Snitch] - David Beckham doesn&#8217;t shake dry [Agent Bedhead] - Lauren Conrad of The Hills says there&#8217;s no sex tape that exists because she thinks she [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] baby &#8211; get this &#8211; Fortuna Daphne Bay! [Rhymes with Snitch] &#8211; David Beckham doesn&#8217;t shake dry [Agent Bedhead] &#8211; Lauren Conrad of The Hills says there&#8217;s no sex tape that exists because she thinks she [...]</p>
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		<title>By: slug</title>
		<link>http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/beckham-keeps-it-clean/#comment-10814</link>
		<dc:creator>slug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I assume the statement was made by a woman but there are just so many things wrong with the paragraph.



There are two things a man would NEVER do.  First, you never check out another man&#039;s junk at the urinal.  Second, you don&#039;t wipe it off. You shake it off.  Another reason why soccer is gay - and I lettered in it in HS and college.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I assume the statement was made by a woman but there are just so many things wrong with the paragraph.</p>
<p>There are two things a man would NEVER do.  First, you never check out another man&#8217;s junk at the urinal.  Second, you don&#8217;t wipe it off. You shake it off.  Another reason why soccer is gay &#8211; and I lettered in it in HS and college.</p>
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