Brendan Fraser is such a damn likeable guy, so it’s been quite a struggle to ignore his mutable hair follicles, but with the promotional schbang surrounding The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, the cease-sarcasm period has ended. It is with mild regret that we add this guy to the Bedhead Hall Of Shame™ — Brendan Fraser — and cite some wisdom:

A comment on a review of The Mummy:

[M]y friend took me to see The Mummy and I lurrved it sooo much,it was too groovy.Brendan Fraser’s hair was the best bit.WHY DOESN’T HE HAVE HIS HAIR LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE GODDAMNIT!He is dead sexy and v. heroic. Nice…

The Tragic 2003 Disappearance & Recent Reappearance of the Hair:

I bet he went the route of Nicholas Cage. He went and got himself some wicked hair plugs and willed himself back to hotness.

What the Hell Happened to Brendan Fraser:

Remember the hotness that was Brendan Fraser circa the first The Mummy movies? He was a bit yummy back in the day. Now, his hair plugs are screaming at you. Maybe a nice letter letting him on the golden rule of plugs. Never, ever expose your faux hair with a spiky do. Tame that mess.

Those are all excellent observations, but howzabout some pictorial evidence?

If Brendan is gonna film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Empire looking like this:

Then why the hell does he promote said film looking like this?

Yo, Brendan. We’re not saying there is anything wrong with baldness or hair plugs or whatever the fuck you are attempting to communicate to us. All we want is some consistency, dude, so that we can stop being distracted by that horror and get back to the more important matters… such as staring at your deltoid muscles.