Bloody hell! It’s Robert Pattinson, who was recently described by Dustin Rowles (during a film review of Twilight) as a “bedhead.” Mr. Atoz decided this was a “good call,” so he popped over a “formal” nomination for the Twilight hottie de jour (my words, not his) to enter the Bedhead Hall of Shame. After careful consideration, I cannot help but agree. So, congratulations to Robert Pattinson for entering the Bedhead Hall Of Shame based upon the following, uh, qualifications:
Robert Pattinson is the Apple of Everyone’s Eye:
“I haven’t washed my hair in about six weeks,” said Pattinson, 22. “It’s disgusting.”
Robert Pattinson–A Critical Examination of His Hair:
[W]hen I was researching Robert I couldn’t help but notice his hair. I did a little more digging and realized Robert’s hair is nothing short of astounding. The fella makes, and has made, some interesting follicle choices.
Robert Pattinson Has Magical Hair:
Oh, how I want to frolic naked through his hair. I want to have a picnic lunch on top of his scalp before taking a nap on the top of one of his strands. I won’t have to worry about anything hurting me, because nothing gets past his wondrous jungle. He’s tried to cut it in the past, but the scissors break whenever they touch one of his precious hairs. And when he takes a shower, the water beads bounce off his mop. His hair will outlive us all.
First Picture of Robert Pattinson on the Twilight Set:
Oh my GOD. That hair… I love it.
*swoons*
It’s like, screaming to have fingers run threw it. LOL! I don’t think I’d mind if his hair was messy.
So, Robert Pattinson receives this dubious honour that is reserved only for the most atrocious famous hairdos and, generally speaking, those who could definitely do better: Donald Trump and his bird of paradise, Brendan Fraser (who is still fucking with us) and his hair plugs of doom, Kate Moss and her errant extensions, Russell Brand and his STD-ridden rat’s nest, Viggo Mortensen and his product problem, & Tom Cruise, whose hair is the least fucked up thing about him.
Below are some stills and promo piccies for Twilight and, yes, a sequel is already in the works:
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Is that Robert Smith or Edward Scissorhands? I always get them mixed up…
RG
I’m sorry, to me he’ll always be Cedric Diggory.
And, about that hair washing thing — ew! I mean, PEW!
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oh for the love of all that was freakin HOLY!!! he could have a ferret on his head and he’d still be effin hot!!
WTF!? He’s freaking HAWT!!! Who cares if he doesn’t shower? YOU DON’T HAVE TO TOUCH HIS HAIR!!! JUST LOOK!!! I personally think if any dorky guy at my school grew their hair like his, I would totally date them.
I would so love Rob if he would get a stylist. He is too cute to be soo gross! Someone please help him!!
I love ROBERT PATTINSON and i love his hair.His hair is very very sexy in it’s own way.I want put my hands through his hair.I’m so in love with ROBERT PATTINSON and his hair.