You don’t know what it’s like to be pure unfeathered evul, unless you’re teh Hoff.
“DAVID HASSELHOFF fears he may be the Antichrist after reading conspiracy theories about himself on the internet. The former BAYWATCH star confesses he’s hooked on searching his own name on the net and reading the wacky entries fans post.
Hey there big guy, if you’re reading this how’s about dropping a comment, arranging an interview or sending Mr. Atoz your vintage thong if he ever posts pictures of Matty McConaughey’s package again.
He [teh Hoff] says, “I Google myself. This morning it said, ‘References to David Hasselhoff: seven million, three hundred and thirty-three thousand, six hundred. Everything from me being a God to being the Antichrist.
Yeah, the divine references kind of bothered me too.
“I actually read it and believed it. I started thinking, ‘Maybe I am the Antichrist? Maybe why that’s why all this weird s**t that has started happening to me and women yell at me on the street.”
Yes ladies and gents that’s why all the weird shit is happening to him. It isn’t karma biting him in the ass for bringing us the pain that is Baywatch or possible the most evil ever done: teh Hoff sporting a Speed-o. He.Is.Antichrist.
Teh Hoff, he knows evil, he sees it every day in the mirror.
Source: Contact Music.
Teh Hoff says: Praise be upon agent bedhead she who sent phineas the link to this article.
4 comments
“Hey there big guy” is something I never expected to read in one of your posts!
DAVID HASSELHOFF IS TEH DEBIL
Like they say from SNL “Germans LOVE David H.” And I’m American & always depised Baywatch. I think that was pure evil!
I only watched Baywatch once. It was a really stupid story about this woman – hoff’s girlfriend – dying – “inane and unrealistic” would have been an understatement of gigantic proportions. It was also B-O-R-I-N-G.
I have never seen an episode of Baywatch, but I do have the Spongebob movie wherein Da Hoff swims ultra fast with Spongebob and Patrick on his back.
And I’ve never seen Knight Rider either!