If you can’t beat ‘em, then you can always laugh at ‘em, right? That damn Twilight Saga continues to churn out sequels, and the third edition, Eclipse, hits theaters on June 30. Several new stills, many of which include Bella Swan attempting to have human-vampire sex with Edward Cullen (he resists doing the entire deed until the fourth book), Breaking Dawn) have already surfaced. Methinks the Twihards will have to break out those Twilight vibrators after they see these photos. What I find most amusing here is that Edward has hair on his chest; this means that, in the Twilight universe, vampires are hairier than those damn werewolves.

And below the makeout stuff, there’s a fairly interesting photo of Edward on his knees and about to be dismembered by those evil (non-vegetarian) vampires, Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) and Riley (Xavier Samuel). Yeah, that’s different than the book, so maybe we’ll get lucky and Edward will get his head ripped off. I expect no less, David Slade.

Imagery: Summit Entertainment