On an epic slow news day (Jackson fatigue, anyone?), we receive the blessed revelation that megastar polar bear Knut will continue to use his rainmaking talents to shine upon Berlin Zoo for the forseeable future. Apparently, Knut’s bastardmaker father came from Neumuenster Zoo, which wanted a piece of the action, so Berlin Zoo agreed to hand over 430,000 euros so that Knut could stay put. Obviously, Knut isn’t a baby polar bear any longer, so if you’re wondering why he looks so young in the above photo, I’ve only got one answer for you: Botox.
Imagery: Berlin Zoo
