Better Off Dead

By Agent Bedhead in Courtney Love, Forbes, Kurt Cobain, Pop Culture Mix

sassyapril1992Forbes.com: Top-Earning Dead Celebrities In The Past 12 Months

  1. Kurt Cobain $50 million
  2. Elvis Presley $42 million
  3. Charles M. Schulz $35 million
  4. John Lennon $24 million
  5. Albert Einstein $20 million
  6. Andy Warhol $19 million
  7. Dr. Seuss $10 million
  8. Ray Charles $10 million
  9. Marilyn Monroe $8 million
  10. Johnny Cash $8 million
  11. J.R.R. Tolkien $7 million
  12. George Harrison $7 million
  13. Bob Marley $7 million

Although Kurt Cobain died on April 5, 1994 at age 27 as an apparent suicide, he technically tops the list of top-earning dead famous people. In actuality, it was Kurt’s widow, Courtney Love, who received the fruits of Kurt’s artistry. After Courtney spent many millions on drugs and paid her dog walker a $100,000 salary, she was forced to get off her ass and sell a 25% stake in the Nirvana song catalog. Primary Wave is the New York publishing joint that happily paid Courtney $50 million for its share in Kurt’s future wealth, which includes approximately 1.1 million units sold in the U.S. each year from the Nirvana catalog alone. In addition, Kurt’s image and likeness sells in the form of tasteless action figures (below left). Nice.

Courtney visibly enjoys the role of the long-suffering rock n’ roll widow, and she recently even posed with a lookalike of her dead husband. It seems almost impossible that she was never considered a suspect in the death of her husband considering all of the unanswered questions surrounding Kurt’s death. Yet while Courtney continues to live the life of a multimillionaire, she can rest assured that images of Kurt’s alleged suicide note (below center) along with the suspect document found in her backpack (below right) remain on the internet.

Kurt Cobain Action FigureThe NoteHandwriting Practice


Scans of the above documents courtesy of Justice For Kurt



3 comments

When you described the below-left action figure as tasteless I confess I scrolled down to it expecting to see Cobain holding a shotgun.

10.25.06 | 7:28 am

Oh dammit, you made me laugh, Flea.

I was referring to the fact that Kurt would be completely disgusted and appalled that Courtney had okayed his image and likeness to be modelled into an action figure. That embodies the “trappings” that he so hated about being a rock star. Courtney always admitted that she loved the trappings, which was part of why they were headed for divorce court.

10.25.06 | 9:57 am

Chai-Rista aint gonna like this…

Kurt Cobain tops the list of revenue producing celebrities: Agent BedHead celebrates by trashing the, umm, grieving widow…….

10.25.06 | 1:36 pm
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