She’s had fat sucked out of her thighs and collagen pumped into her lips, but that’s only the beginning. Britney Spears is determined to get her old, Toxic-era body back, even if it takes $100,000 of cosmetic surgery. Supposedly Britney plans to have herself torn down and rebuilt over the next year, with a heavy schedule of liposuction, work on her face and boobs, and chemical peels. Dietitians and physical trainers will also be working her over, and presumably a couple of husky interns will be hovering nearby to rip the Cheetos bags out of her clutching, orange-stained fingers.
This reconstruction will improve her public image a little. It’s true, Britney’s taken a lot of flack for letting herself turn into a bit of a blob. But most of her bad press is a direct result of her careening around LA like some horribly dressed, poorly housetrained party animal, with the impulse control of a squirrel monkey and the maternal instincts of one of those invertebrates that eat their own young. When Project Britney is completed, all of that will still be true, and Britney will look like Michael Jackson with perky boobs.
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“letting herself turn into a bit of a blob”
She may be a blob when compared to when she made many men feel like perverts but many women would trade bodies with her in a heartbeat and their husbands would be grateful.
Yeah I’d be grateful until I realized I could clear brush with my new flamethrower penis.
But seriously … am I the only one that can see this going horribly wrong? With all the horrible choices this woman has made, what makes anyone think that she’ll have a good surgeon? Or direct him to do anything that makes any kind of sense?
For someone who had 2 kids in 3 years, trust me she looks good. She has a shit diet, cellulite, she’s lazy, she’s dumb, she drinks to much, and certainly does drugs too. Let’s face it most of the trailer trash doing the same thing are wearing moo moo’s, and have udders rather than tits.
She has the money and can buy back her body with surgery and trainers. She’s still going to be dumb and lazy, in a few years, because she’s saved nothing, all she’s going to have is that rebuilt body. Sad gal, bet she doesn’t live to see 40.
It’s her pathetic attempts at being a “celebrity” that make me feel even sorrier for her. To rebuilt herself like this is a sign that she is VERY unhappy with herself, not only on the outside but the inside as well. She needs psychotherapy, not plastic surgery. But let her ruin herself, that’s how most people learn, the hard way. Until they hit rock bottom, which means spending all your money and losing everything, can she learn what being an adult and taking care of yourself is about.
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