Please forgive this cut-and-paste approach, but in this case, rewording this story would only distract from the matter at hand:
Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn’t want her to know he’d packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he’d lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn’t want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
I assume that claiming to harbor an explosive device resulted in no increase of attention towards the penis pump itself.



















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Bomb… penis pump… bomb… penis pump… Gad.
There is a God damned joke in here somewheres and I just can’t find it.
I hate when that happens.
Bomb… penis pump… bomb… penis pump… Gad.
There is a God damned joke in here somewheres and I just can’t find it.
I hate when that happens.
*Austin Powers Voice*
It’s not mine… honestly.
*Austin Powers Voice*
It’s not mine… honestly.
Sad thing is that in his culture you are revered for being a terrorist and probably thrown in prison for having a sexual aid.
Sad thing is that in his culture you are revered for being a terrorist and probably thrown in prison for having a sexual aid.
What he really said was, “Dat penis pump is DA BOMB.”
What he really said was, “Dat penis pump is DA BOMB.”