Bloody hell, it’s those bionic bitches, Gwyneth “Pedestrian” Paltrow and Liz “Civilian” Hurley, who are both pimping some ridiculously overpriced Estée Lauder makeup. I didn’t even realize they were allowed to be in the same room together for risk of tilting the Earth’s axis of greatness or whatever. Silly me.
Not incidentally, GPal looks a hell of a lot better — that is, slightly less fake — without all that makeup on. She certainly invests in a great publicist, so perhaps she could hire someone to instruct her upon how to make her eyes really pop. Then again, GPal knows everything worth knowing and is exquisitely cultured in all matters. Tiny eyes must really be “in” this season.
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