Gah! Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, two reasonably gorgeous brunettes, have both gone blonde in slightly different manners and with varying degrees of success.
It appears like poor Jessica Alba, who is currently promoting that screaming-into-the-oven film, has attempted to ugly herself up within a photo shoot by donning a series of awful blonde wigs. Certainly, she has succeeded in the task at hand, but this won’t have the intended effect of transforming Alba into a serious actress or anything.
Jessica Biel fares slightly better as a blonde, and it looks like her bottled shade is a wiser, more strategic change (for a particular role?) than Alba’s drastic wiggy looks. However, Biel appears to have gotten all crazy with the collagen injections. Why do women do that shit?
More pictures of Jessica Alba looking absolutely horrible below:
Jessica Alba images from Celebutopia
3 comments
OK, this appears to be a new idiotic trend.
Let’s get this right out in the open: if you have black eyebrows and you go platinum blonde, you are almost certainly going to look like a moron. If you have an olive complexion (as Jessica Alba does) and you dye your hair blonde, you’re going to look like someone from the southern Mediterranean wearing a wig. Because that’s basically what you are.
As for Jessica Biel, she looks slightly less ridiculous with the blonde hair but I much prefer her as a brunette. Hard to say what’s going on with the lips from one photo though. Collagen can certainly be overdone… a little bit can be sexy, a lot of it makes you look like a duck. It’s probably also wise to consider whether you want every guy you meet to be thinking about blowjobs the entire time they’ve having a conversation with you.
I’m usually mixed up on my Jessicas because they all run together, but the blonde wig-urk. I saw Jessica Biel in “London” on tv the other night and thought, oh, she’s very pretty, now I see what some fuss may be about. But, this lip THING! WTF?! WHY? Seriously, why. Can someone tell me. And it’s not the keep looking younger thing. Geez, it’s the worst.
Of course, I’ve always had a big mouth, so…
Full lips can be sexy… see Angelina Jolie, Goldie Hawn (in younger days), etc. That is the look they’re trying to emulate. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always work.
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