Bon Jovi is teaming up with Coty Inc. (who will also soon release Eau de Cocaine by Kate Moss) to release his very own aftershave, and we got a sneek peek:
See also Gwyneth Patrow’s American Displeasures, Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch, Simon Cowell’s You Stink, Darling, Victoria Beckham’s Brand Spankin’ New Ass, Marilyn Manson’s Eau de Skankass, and An Unsolicited Letter Of Advice To Parfumiers.
Source: Contact Music
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I’m calling bullshit. I doubt someone of his advanced years (45 in about a week) could attain those abs without the help of airbrushing. Possible, but highly unlikely.
And that Superman tat isn’t looking so unique like it did 20 years ago. I hope he didn’t get it recently.
OMG! How HOT can that man get???? I am going to have to take a cold shower now. Jon can mark me with his scent anytime he wants.
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