Brad Pitt, while currently filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, has decided that the audience won’t be lucky enough to see his naked ass. Though Pitt didn’t much mind showing off the goods in Thelma and Louise and Boy Troy, he has opted for a “bottom double” because, well, he’s Brad Pitt, and he can do that.
And as usual, the tabloids are speculating that this unfortunate decision is all due to Angelina’s so-called jealousy:
A source told The Sun: “Casting notices have been put out looking for suitable rears. Maybe Brad’s partner Angelina Jolie doesn’t want him stripping off for anyone else these days.”
Of course, other reasons probably do exist for Brad’s sudden change of ass. Though he does look damn good and has maintained his physique over the years, Brad Pitt is a father now, and maybe he wishes to save his children a bit of future embarrassment. In addition, a chilling effect occurs after one’s private life is clearly fabricated on the cover of every tabloid for the past two years. With Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake, Pete Doherty, and all the others, most of the stories end up being true, but damn, the tabloids would have us believe that Brad and Angelina have been on the constant verge of breakup for the past year, and no truth has come of it. If I were Brad, I’d cover my ass too.
