Entertainment weekly seems to think a photo gallery illustrating Scarlett Johansson’s rise to super stardom.

They however forgot one important facet of Ms. Johansson’s recent ability to get a rise out of men, in a word, her boobies.

Okay, that’s two words, the same as the number of chesticles she has, which happens to be the reason she’s gotten such a rise out of men and propelled so fast into super stardom, the cycle is complete.

Yeah, don’t expect a more coherent defense of my argument, I’ll instead distract you with more pictures of Ms. Johansson’s bouncies, which happen to be breast in show, I mean um, she’s at the top of the best breastesess list.

Now, on to the distractions!

We’ll um, hold a bit of an unofficial poll in the comments as to which picture is most flattering to our fair lady. Otherwise, you know posting multiple pictures of a scantily clad, almost nude, well totally naked in one picture Scarlett Johansson would be just pervish and that would be beneath me.