Tsk tsk. What do we see here but Britney Spears travelling in a moving vehicle with an infant child in her lap?
Spears explains herself in an exclusive (translation: contractually bound) statement to the “false tabloid” itself, People magazine:
“Today I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby. Because of a recent incident when I was trapped in my car without my baby by a throng of paparazzi, I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”
Obviously by the elevated level of Britney’s vocabulary, one can see that she was coached and can memorize a paragraph written by her lawyer. Yet I ask you what is more dangerous – a bunch of paparazzi with cameras or a free-floating child in an automobile travelling at breakneck speed?
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I can’t believe her!
As the spanglish say, “Esta muy estupido!”
How STUPID can she get? I guess she just answered that.
To paraphrase one of your links, Sadie: Christina is intelligent design. Britney is blind devolution.
That poor kid. If he survives childhood, he’s going to be one messed-up human being. Not to mention really, really dumb. Most likely, though, one of these nights Mom will try to dry him off after his bath by popping him in the microwave.
Were she some poor, ordinary schlub like — oh, I don’t know, ME — that no-car-seat thing would be investigated to the hilt and possible removal actions would be discussed.
But because she’s some sort of freakin’ celebrity and her lame-assed excuse is the photographers, she will be allowed to continue raising that child.
She’d better make sure she socks away some money for the therapy.
Poor kid.
Proof that money can’t buy brains – or class. The husband is further evidence of that…
Picnic 2006-02-08…
Today’s picnic basket of items from my blogroll….
Didn’t anybody else notice that the lovely mom isn’t wearing a seatbelt?
I can’t say anything else that would be printable.
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