When news broke last week of Britney’s divorce from whathisnuts, all sorts of applause was made of Britney finally embarking on her triumphant return to the top of the pops. I remain skeptical that she can ever make a profitable return to the music business.

Britney never received positive reviews on her singing ability, and no one can deny that her overt sexuality was essentially what made her a star. The pouting little girl act that Britney used to launch her first few albums is gone, and though she was desperately clawing to outshine Beyonce and Gwen Stefani at this week’s AMA Awards, it was evident that Britney’s peak has passed.

When the bell curve of stardom descends, A-listers often turn to the B-list. So despite telling KFed to fuck off and die, Britney made her own idiotic mess this week by crashing Paris Hilton’s party and turning up the ghetto blaster to a deafening volume. In case you were wondering, the police did show up at Hilton’s home. The dizzying video footage may leave your stomach spinning. On a positive note, Britney had her pants on, unlike in Vegas.