It’s interesting how Britney Spears will let anyone into her vagina, but she refused to put her ass on non-leather plane seats. Over the weekend, Britney was so disgusted that she demanded to be let off a flight from L.A. to Miami minutes before the plane was scheduled to take off: “I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.” It would have been more fitting to kick her ass out of the plane at an altitude of 2000 feet.

It also seems prudent to mention that Britney is so classy that no one will hang out with her unless she pays them, which is the case with Allie, the “cousin/assistant/shit picker-upper.”