Sorry, pervs, but this story isn”””t about Britney”””s whorish sex life. No doubt we”””ll have plenty of opportunities to discuss that in the coming year. Instead, Britney deserves some small credit for doing something nice. According to Starpulse News, Brit is sponsoring a four-year-old Balinese orphan named Wang who lost his family in the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami. Starpulse quotes an anonymous source who says:
She instantly wanted to help him and is sponsoring him until she can find out more. And she has even written to officials seeking advice. The tsunami disaster was a tragedy very close to Britney’s heart and she has dedicated a lot of her time to its charities.
So far, so good. But the next twist in the story lets you know that this is a good deed performed by Britney Spears, not a normal, somewhat intelligent person: Britney wants to adopt the kid. In fact, if you can believe Starpulse”””s unnamed source, ”””She is even in talks with Madonna about it and is taking it very seriously.””? And that makes sense. Because, when your ”””Girls Gone Wild””? lifestyle is such a global joke that your most committed fans are shutting down their websites, and your sleazeball ex has you locked in a custody battle that he might actually win, it”””s important to bring more kids into the picture. I was never that impressed by Britney”””s singing and dancing, but the Zen Master levels of idiocy she keeps displaying are truly a wonder to behold.
