Really I don’t have much to add to the whole Britney and her feral beaver story so consider the title shameless google bait. Well almost shameless.
By now most of us realize that Britney has managed to create a boom in abstinence that wouldn’t have been seen with twenty years of preaching in the public schools. Had this been years ago, back when she was at least claiming to be innocent, grown men everywhere would have been drawing the curtains in their office shut for the foreseeable future. Instead, we’re involuntarily celibate.
Of course I’ve underestimated the power of Brit-Brit’s beaver. Who’d have thunk a bit of over exposure would get her on the front page of the websites for MSNCB, CNN and Fox News. Fox takes it a step further and asks for peoples reactions to Beavergate.
Maybe Pink will be able to convince Britney, and the other two Skanks of the Apocalypse, that it’s possible to wear pantaloons and have a good time.
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Things have gotten so out-of-hand that we’re actually applauding Pink for wearing underwear.
I thought girls are taught at a young age how to sit down and stand up so as not to expose their unmentionables (or anything else for that matter).
Watch what happens. Teenage girls are gonna start going unmentionable-less and high schools will have to crack down and enforce undergarment dress codes.
When did I become such a curmudgeon?
You’re not a curmudgeon. It’s just common sense/good taste/attempt to not blind/disgust the entire populace of the world.
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