As one of the most wealthy women in show business, Britney Spears sure does show an affinity for cheap ass wigs. At this point, perhaps hiring Rachel Zoe as a stylist would be welcome, if rare, improvement. Britney decided to go clubbing yet again this weekend at the Roxy club, but she reportedly threw a temper tantrum after the DJ decided to spin “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” Apparently, this tribute didn’t please the former pop princess. Also, Justin Timberlake spoke out on Britney’s bald look:

It was a smart choice, she is starting over, cleaning herself up.

It was something you wouldn’t expect most people to do, so she is taking a chance.

She looks amazing, very GI-Jane, she can pull anything off.

When Justin says “amazing,” he must either envision himself as the most diplomatic human in the world, or he really means “amazing like that circus freak who can stick his own head up his ass.” Interpretation really is everything.

Meanwhile, former fans of Britney are still trying to understand why she decided to shave it all off. One of many bits of resulting gossip was the rape rumor, which certainly couldn’t be true because Britney always seems to be in close proximity to her bodyguards.

The most likely explanation for Britney’s shave was the horrible condition of her locks, which is only to be expected after one changes hair colour quite literally every week. Obviously, while she professes hates for the paparazzi, Britney chose to shave her head in public. One can easily shaved their head at home, but perhaps Britney couldn’t find her way home because she so rarely spends time there.

Source/Images: Metro UK & Daily Mail